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Richard Huffmon's avatar

When CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND came out in 1977 pastors across America denounced them as demonic not extraterrestrial.

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Ken Macko's avatar

The alien is the perfect poster // motto for the current Democrap party.

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That_Guy's avatar

The toilet paper one is an easy answer. Pakistani’s and Indians

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Amy Sukwan's avatar

These are great I will be sharing some. Is it ghosts, demons, aliens, or our own misguided perception mishearing the word goats and spooking ourselves out? That's a question for the ages!

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Chelie's avatar
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Today’s favorite - all of them.

I’ve always wondered how my dog would react in the presence of a Police K-9?

Many “aliens/demons” among us. Most disguise themselves as humans.

I’ve noticed when I’m walking by trees at night under one of the 5G street lights or what ever they are, the shadow of the tree leaves resemble that in the picture of the tree. At first I thought it was markings on the sidewalk. So I looked with a flashlight and nothing. I don’t remember seeing that distortion with the old streetlights.

Thanks Duke Hope you have a great day!

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DoG's avatar

Thanks, and you too, Chelie. :)

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PRice's avatar

Nice to see tree rings without needing to cut down the tree.

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Jim Davidson's avatar

I myself do not call them elite. I call them "effete" meaning no longer fit for purpose or effeminate. My friend Margaret Anna Alice calls them "cruelites." My friend Skip the free rifleman calls them BEPIGS.

wrt to the starship helm, you can imagine the episodes when that thing blue screens

wrt to the grey visitors, it is widely reported that the area 51 owner operators tell new visitors and workers there not to speak the name of Jesus Christ because it upsets the entities there

wrt to socialism, they only call it that because Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot, and other dictators have made the term "communism" synonymous with mass murder, but socialism is communism and all socialists favour mass murder and enslaving the survivors because socialism is hateful and evil

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house the meme makers were happy ...

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Charlie's Angel's avatar

Faithful to the truth.... Discernment 😎

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Ol' Doc Skepsis's avatar

Today’s Winner: CHARLIE 🫡

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Buddy Brown's avatar

The toilet paper commercials have a targeted audience. My guess would be mostly people from India, as well as a few other countries

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Chelie's avatar

😆

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Dan's avatar

Re… Ghosts of Xmas past.

Was sitting with my Mom in law and a couple of her sisters. Old Ukrainian babas, with thick accents and the one old girl was almost deaf.

At the time I was renting an older house and there was some strange, really Strange things happening in the place. Things being moved, other strange physical phenomena happening. We started talking about ghosts… the older deaf aunt suddenly says. When I was young our neighbours down the road had Six of dem. The biggest one had horns!! We are all looking at her😳

My wife’s other aunt looks at her.

Turn your hearing aids up! They said ghosts not goats! 😂 priceless!

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Homemaking - absolutely! Nothing beats the smell of freshly baked bread. Baked some day before yesterday. Being able to knit your own socks, repair a seam, sew on a button, fix a rip in the favorite jeans, been doing this for years for myself and some friends. I think education fails greatly on all of this - and as a woman, I wish they had shown us how to do small repairs around the house as well - little electric, plumbing, wood working.That is where I think we need some equality. Teach all boys and girls to help themselves instead of having to pay 200 $ for an electricician to come hang a chandelier.

I was amazed to see how all of our town ran to the store and bought up all the toilet paper in 2020. Did they think they would have to go that much? (of course no one uses cotton hankies anymore, so I presumed they clean their noses with toilet paper?)

AHA thank you for the cartoon explaining the cat in the lap... with 5 cats that boy could not possibly get up! A good one from Thoreau too. Only slaves obey, free people think for themselves.

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James Mead's avatar

K9 cops are into donuts as their handlers.

Real dogs laugh at them

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Buddy Brown's avatar

That could be why the military, as well as many local, law-enforcement agencies have switched over to the Belgian Malinois. they are an incredible breed.

https://youtube.com/shorts/PzsyAS2lohs?si=yGUDQfshzz0hmjYH

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Chelie's avatar

I took in a Belgian Malinois a couple in our area needed to rehome. The said they were moving. I wanted a companion for my German shepherd. She was food aggressive. She had spent a significant amount of time in a crate. The Malinois tried to be the Alpha and our GSD wasn’t having it. They got into it several times, she had already bitten my daughter twice when trying to break it up . The 3rd time was pretty bad she ended up with some serious bite wounds. I contacted the dogs vet and I was told she had a history of plus a lot of other information the previous owner didn’t tell me. The denied the dog was chipped and it turned out she was older, 8 years old. She was extremely difficult to train. The vet insisted that I surrender the dog to the animal shelter. So, as heartbroken as I was to do it that’s what I did.

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Buddy Brown's avatar

I’m really sorry to hear that. I took one in just under a year ago. It showed up one day outside my fence at about seven or eight weeks old. It was tiny and I didn’t really know what it was or where it came from and I didn’t wanna let it in the gate because I already had two rescue dogs. he was laying under a tree to get out of the sun, so I gave him a hotdog and some water and went back in the house. I went back outside a few hours later, and he was still in the same spot. I went around the fence to look at him, and the poor thing was eating up with fleas and ticks. They were so bad he had hair missing off of his chest and his ears. I went back inside and prayed about it. I ended up taking him to the vet. And he turned out to be a big beautiful dog.

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Magda Badrena's avatar

Homemaking is a quiet rebellion against chaos.

💯

Been married 40 years. Had six sons. Stayed home when the first one was born.

Told my husband when we got engaged that I would stay home when the first one was born and I would live within whatever salary he had. Told him he wouldn’t hear one complaint from me.

The other day I sat down in front of him. He was listening to a podcast and drinking some coffee. He looked at my face and knew I wanted to say something. He slowly paused the podcast and put down his coffee. By his face he looked like he was waiting for some bad news. I told him that I wanted to thank him for everything he has done for me and our family. That we never lacked what we needed and it was because of him.

His face was priceless!!! I think his eyes watered just a bit. And THEN the manipulations began. “Since I am such a great guy then doesn’t this guy deserve a grand breakfast?”🤣

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Chelie's avatar

Classic😆

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Teresa Thibodeaux's avatar

Well, doesn’t he deserve that grand breakfast? And didn’t you laugh and make it?! 🥰

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Magda Badrena's avatar

I sure did! And he milked it for about two weeks!

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Chelie's avatar

😂

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Teresa Thibodeaux's avatar

See? A smart man! And woman. Bless you both!

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Buddy Brown's avatar

I love that. And your husband is a very wise man. There may possibly have been a very different outcome. Had he already eaten his wild oats.

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James Mead's avatar

He didn't ask for something more personal?

Lovely story

Glad you folks have had a good marriage

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Just as I had already suspected. A husband is not all that much different from a dog LOL. Since you say I am such a good dog, walk to the cookie box and look up...

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Buddy Brown's avatar

Ingrid, be honest. You know, there are good men out there and your painting, with a much too broad brush.

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Chelie's avatar

But men will be men...

you are an exception though, right Buddy? None of those silly comments. 😂

I was in the middle of working on something the other day and walked past my husband sitting in his recliner nice and comfy with his blanket. He snapped his fingers at me and said I’m going to need some lunch pretty soon. I told him what there was to eat and where to find it. I was nice too. He got up and did it himself. Then he got take out for dinner so I wouldn’t have to cook.

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Buddy Brown's avatar

https://share.icloud.com/photos/080ZYAsGuEpazDwY6kACojbYA

Further down in comment, there is another link that I left in a comment to Ingrid. The above link is another picture of my wife that was taken about two years after the picture that I posted to Ingrid. When I came home from work one day, she asked me for $40 so she could get a Farrah Fawcett haircut, the big rage. I told her she was out of her mind. I said I spent three dollars on a haircut and I’m not gonna pay $40 to cut yours, about a month or so later she came home with a cosmopolitan magazine that had a schematic of how to do that haircut. She handed me the magazine and said you know how to read plans, so if you’re not gonna give me the money, you do the haircut, so I did the above picture was the results

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Sarcasm Buddy, sarcasm... I love my dog very much though LOL

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Buddy Brown's avatar

I got married one time. She was my childhood sweetheart we met when she was 14 and I was 15. We got married in 1969 and stayed married until she died in 2010. I’ve been single ever since. Once you’ve had the best, nothing else will do. That’s just an opinion, of course but it’s based on 75 years of experience.

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Chelie's avatar

What a beautiful lady she was. I’m so sorry for your loss. You are a pretty handsome guy yourself! Great hair too.

What an amazing job you did on her hair! 😍

My oldest son and his wife of 6 years met at church, she was 14 and he was 16. They both say they are their 1st and only love for life.

They are rare in this day and age and my oldest son & daughter in law are here with me often to help take care of his special needs younger brother.

Thank you for sharing your beautiful story❤️

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Buddy Brown's avatar

That’s great that your older son and your daughter-in-law come and visit and help you out. That’s what families all about but it is also getting to be a rare thing in this world. It sounds as if you will be having a very merry Christmas and I wish you and your family all the best in this coming year. God bless you.

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Buddy Brown's avatar

Thank you from both of us. I don’t get to share too many stories like this anymore so I sometimes get a little carried away.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

This is truly magical Buddy! You found the right one and so early. My dad was 16 when he saw mom, then 12, and said to his pal, that one is going to be my bride! They were married almost 70 years, mom passed away 4 weeks earlier. I was married 3 times, divorced twice, then widowed, and he was my soul mate. Dated 2 more times but to no good, as you say, when you find the right one, no one can replace him/her. Although my dog does her best LOL

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M Drake's avatar

Is that a real ad for Wasson watches?😅

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LC's avatar

The karate watch - Wasson-Wassoff!

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Chelie's avatar

Lol

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Luke's avatar

FYI—-It probably is. That being said I trust them (Zionists) about as much as Black Rifle Coffee. We have to remember there’s plenty of companies and political candidates that like to exploit the conservative movement.

If you were to buy one none of my biz. Just giving you a heads up.

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Chelie's avatar
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They are a little pricey. Not what I would want to pay for a utility watch.

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Buddy Brown's avatar

I also got taken in by black rifle, coffee Company, but I have to admit they made some damn good coffee, I actually hated to stop doing business with them

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