I will 😄 (cake) at nowhere near you. PS: I'm 420 friendly too
"Is that you son?". Son, "The lights aren't working". Also son, "I got filthy drunk and lost my ID". Me, "Think it might be where ever you left your pants" 🤣🤣🤣 real
Note to the chefs here amongst us. Putting the chicken under the chocolate fountain is Nahuatl cuisine. In their language the approximate sound is "mōlli" and in Spanish it is often said "molè" and English speakers hear "mole-lay". Chocolate is not from Europe, friends, and chef at Golden Corral can do what the dog on the bus suggests, hey? lol
I will 😄 (cake) at nowhere near you. PS: I'm 420 friendly too
"Is that you son?". Son, "The lights aren't working". Also son, "I got filthy drunk and lost my ID". Me, "Think it might be where ever you left your pants" 🤣🤣🤣 real
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner: Meth Lab Skyscraper!
Still laughing…..I like wedding cake!
Disregard - spray painting jeep parts.
👍👍👌👌
500 is a stockpile? It’s a good thing I’m only shipping in 450.
Yea, I can blow thru 100 rounds in one day at the range. LOL
I hear this at the range💲💲💲
A priest and the manager of the Guinness factory knocked on a woman's door.
"Mrs. O'Brien, we are so sorry to have to tell you that your husband, Paddy, was killed in an accident at work today."
"Oh my god," she replied. "What happened?"
"He fell into a vat of Guinness," said the manager.
"My poor Paddy. Did he suffer very long?" she asked.
"I'm afraid so, ma'am," said the manager. "He got out three times to pee."
Note to the chefs here amongst us. Putting the chicken under the chocolate fountain is Nahuatl cuisine. In their language the approximate sound is "mōlli" and in Spanish it is often said "molè" and English speakers hear "mole-lay". Chocolate is not from Europe, friends, and chef at Golden Corral can do what the dog on the bus suggests, hey? lol
Son, "I got too drunk and lost my ID." Think it may be where ever you left your pants 🤣