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Charlie's Angel's avatar

Reverse 🍔 bitch 🤣

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

Love the Protester Remover. 🤣 All really good - thank you

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Resistance! dog and 2 cats - veggies unfortunately in smaller amount Like the paint on rims. Jesus not understanding why they keep on being enslaved while he set them free. Batman, I have been wondering about that too. I have no debt, and know quite a few who don't so how can there be so much debt? certainly only govt can dig such a large hole. I proposed the Omar solution a few days ago but got a handful of comments, that it is beyond Americans to deport American citizens. I think if the citizens prefer their homeland, they should be de-citizenized (is there already a word for this?) and taken back. I feel no less American for stating this. I got citizenship 14 years ago and do not promote or defend my old country!

Moon LOL. I just read from Eugyppius, that 12 to 15 German soldiers went to defend Greenland, and when Trump threatened with new tariffs, immediately returned home. May be it were these guys waiting for a bus to the airport.

James Mead's avatar

1. I want and/or need the Protester Remover 9000. Great for that and probably wiping out the deer who like to run in front of me

2. Gen Xers and younger need to rub some dirt on their owie.

Duct tape is a great band-aid

3. The thing about being a gynecologist is you can pick and choose, can't you?

Thanks DoG

Buddy Brown's avatar

The Batman is looking like he could use a girdle under that utility belt

John P. Wallis's avatar

I too am part of the Resistance. Does Kim K really have a hippo mouth for a crotch??? Lol

Gerard Roll's avatar

The “Protester Movie 9000”… Great idea (no doubt), but what about adding an extra special surprise by making it a tanker truck, filling it with liquid waste from the local sewer & spraying it all over them??? 💩💩💩. I would pay “the price of admission” to watch that 👍😆🍿

Buddy Brown's avatar

I hear they’re going to rename it the blasto, 5000 in honor of Tim the Tool Man

Gerard Roll's avatar

Al Borland was unfortunately unavailable for comment, so I’ll just say it for him… “I DON’T THINK SO TIM!!” 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️😂😂. You can just imagine the carnage if Tim was let loose with that beast, no doubt wanting more power than it could possibly handle 😳😳😳

Gerard Roll's avatar

The Gen-X playground… Oh yeah, I’m from that era & lost many layers of skin playing on those monkey bar structures 😖🤕. The Jack Nicholson picture gave me vibes of his immortal entrance into the classic “HEREEEEE’S JOHNNY!!!” moment from The Shining (classic thriller 👍😄) & as for the Kim Kardashian hippo / gynaecologist one… 🥴🤢🤮. But, when I think about it, pretty much everything Kim has below the waist is not only larger than normal but also plastic, right??? 😂😂😂

Buddy Brown's avatar

Probably why Kim bought that getaway cabin at Listerine lake.