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Ken Macko's avatar

Jason, agreed. Walz is the kind of guy that wouldn’t wait for the grass to grow to report you.

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Jim Davidson's avatar

The Montgolfier brothers flew a pig on their hot air balloon on September 19, 1783, along with a duck and a rooster. "When pigs fly" was 1783. kthx I'll let myself out.

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cat's avatar

lol make me a sandwich!

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Jason Chastain's avatar

That Vance/Walz meme is gold. 🏆🏆🏆

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

A painted red hair and a painted blonde... with all the blonde jokes, one wonders about how smart it is for a black woman to paint your hair blonde - or is it a wig? The best neighborhood: a cabin in the woods, far away from all people.

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Kenneth R. Mintz's avatar

Which is where I am now with a really steep driveway down which I can roll boulders upon my enemies…

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

LOLOL great idea. I just had a ramp built, not the same, but you give me the idea to have some stuff standing at the ready. A cabinet by the door will do the job!

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James Mead's avatar

I really chuckled at a few

Wile E. Coyote

Sammich cat

Thanks Duke

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Buddy Brown's avatar

If we made a bunch of drones and made them look like pigs, I think we could realistically get every Muslim in Minnesota to self deport. Even if we had to build in some biological body functions, eh

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Kenneth R. Mintz's avatar

Outfit some drones with plastic grocery bags full of pig guts and drop them where needed.

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Tankster's avatar

I don't know why the IDF didn't get some crop dusters with aerosolized lard to spray over Gaza. War against Hams would have been over in 2 days

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Kenneth R. Mintz's avatar

You know you’ve just reminded me that back during the Iranian hostage crisis I suggested to Army aviation personnel that they raid the base exchanges for Armor Star canned hams, fly over the American embassy in Iran and drop them all over and around the grounds. Being good musloid subhuman filthy follows of that Fourth Century goat fucking child molester Moe-HAM-med they’d have to abandon ‘unclean’ ground…. The Army never took me up on my offer but then Jimmuh the Jerk was Prez at the time, the absolute worst president the US had ever had until BO showed up. Naturally he was a democRAT.

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DoG's avatar

I read a story once where some muzzies got a permit to build a mosque in some conservative area - the locals slaughtered a pig on the site and dragged them around, blood everywhere, etc. That was the end of that.

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DoG's avatar

LMAO, good one Buddy!

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Buddy Brown's avatar

That Dodge paint job is gonna look great on my Ford.

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Kenneth R. Mintz's avatar

I just know that somewhere someone is already designing blood spatter stickers for that market.

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