Truth Bomb Central: Memes that Expose the Deception (440th Edition)
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Float a Poo!🤣 That brings back some memories. But it would be more like Throw a Poo.
I was in my kitchen from which I could see the row of homes in front of my home. My mother used to live in front of my home. As I was standing in my kitchen I see a neighbor walking his dog. This dog proceeded to poop on my mothers driveway and dropped a massive piramid shaped mound on the driveway. I saw as my neighbor, plastic poop bag in hand, looked around to see if anyone was watching. When he sensed no one was he put the empty bag back in his pocket and walked away leaving his dogs present on my moms driveway. Soooooo, I crossed the street, with two plastic bags (one for my hand and one for the poop) and picked up the mother load of dog shit (still warm I must say). I then walked over to the neighbors home and threw the shit full bag in his driveway.
From that day forward whenever I saw him walking his dog he would drag the dog past my moms home so it wouldn’t poop there. He never found out it was me and I will say I enjoyed watching him drag his dog past my moms home every day.
Good morning
Quite a serious morning of memes.
As the owner of 2 setters, the poop disposal plan is worth checking out 😉
Thanks Duke