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Rightful Freedom's avatar

“… with his girlfriend's tax return.” He means with his girlfriend's tax refund.

You can't do anything with your girlfriend's tax return except maybe use it as part of the proof you need to turn her into the IRS for tax evasion. The IRS gives rewards for ratting out your fellow citizens.

Annette kimball's avatar

Nitpicker 😏

Ryven's avatar

The last one needs a broader brush: Tolerance is not a virtue for any person who wishes for their culture to continue to exist.

Elmbutcher's avatar

Except your Divorce papers

Elsie E Connelly's avatar

I am an avenging angel type

Jim Davidson's avatar

A person with nothing will help others because we have nothing to lose. It doesn't shame me to help others. I think the super wealthy have severe coping issues. (The search function has images, you can see for yourself.)

Rick Olivier's avatar

“St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle...”

Gary's avatar

The bean bag dress would require buying two airline seats.

Laura Noncomplier's avatar

I especially love the last meme with an angel crushing satan. Makes my heart sing 🪽🪽