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Pirate david's avatar

some good ones

Debatable!'s avatar

Also I do keep a bat in my car no glove!! I don’t see why this is bad!!!! I also don’t see why it’s wrong to inform people who put my family in danger by driving ignorantly that they could be driving with less teeth in the future, because accidents happen of course!!!

Debatable!'s avatar

Umm are the uglys and crazies that use online dating getting their organs snatched?? It would make perfect sense! I just haven’t ever looked into it. The Tinder meme got me wondering although I’m sure this is obvious!

Annette kimball's avatar

As usual….🤣🤣🤣

Ronin's avatar

The Rittenhouse one…*chef’s kiss*

Ken Macko's avatar

You’re on it today 😊

DoG's avatar

Thanks Ken. Glad you liked and thanks for sharing!

Dawn Bernard's avatar

Some meme gold in there today Dog!!! Thanks 🤣🤣

DoG's avatar

Appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed.

Monica Sharpe's avatar

The one with Hitler and his student, is the reason I was cited as a terrorist on FB and my was account deleted. So, how is it the app on my phone for FB, IG, and messenger disappeared too?

Great memes today! You're my daily go to for a laugh. Remember when certain cigarette brands were the ones doctor's recommend the most? 🤣

DoG's avatar

Always good to year. Mission accomplished. :D

Jim Davidson's avatar

I went into a public 'ouse to get a pint o' beer,

The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."

The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,

I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:

O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";

But it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play

The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,

O it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,

They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;

They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,

But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";

But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide

The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,

O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep

Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap.

An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit

Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.

Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?"

But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll

The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,

O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes," when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,

But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;

An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,

Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;

While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' Tommy, fall be'ind,"

But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind

There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,

O it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:

We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.

Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face

The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.

For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' Chuck him out, the brute!"

But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot;

An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;

An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!

~ Rudyard Kipling

DoG's avatar

That's awesome man! Sharing that with a chat group I'm in, loving it. Thanks for sharing Jim.. Really enjoy your comments. Make it a great day. Salute.

Jim Davidson's avatar

Thank you for your kind words brother Duke. God bless you and your family. Amen.

Raphael's avatar

That conversation I guess on Twitter seem like she wanted to know all his security questions to hack into some account. Did I understand that correctly?

Sharon R. Fiore's avatar

Yes, it seemed like an Asian, who was trying to get his information to get in his account.

MarcusBierce's avatar

Or just a bot,doing the same

William Kinney's avatar

Number 1 meme; endangered species.

Feminism;

1. I can do what a man does.

2. I don’t need a man .

3. I am a man…

Ending up with angry karens.

Sharon R. Fiore's avatar

Lonely, angry, frustrated, frightened

Danway's avatar

The enemy is already at the gate, inside the gate and owns the gate and the guards are holding the gate open for more enemies to enter.

Now what? Burn down our own cities? Maybe.

DoG's avatar

Yep, the power of screens and the current regimes apparatus is unbelievable. Hence my getting online and trying to do my little part..

Thanks for sharing.