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Dr. Mauser's avatar

The sea creatures The Little Mermaid uses for her bra are her BEST friends, if you remember, in the center of a starfish is the mouth....

Annette kimball's avatar

Wow! Excellent group today 🤣 I’m still laughing! Thanks

Jim Davidson's avatar

"Gimme some of yer tots Napoleon!"

"No way."

Deb Williamson's avatar

That last one was a dilly! 😂

consuelo's avatar

Amazingly clever.

Ronin's avatar

I’m going to be a great-grandpa and still doing tactical reloads with my drill or clearing something with my finger-pistol or rifle.

Buddy Brown's avatar

Nice batch, keep cooking.

M Le Baron's avatar

Freakin Sweet Memes, DoG! Texting for the elderly was too funny.

Buddy Brown's avatar

Yes, I would’ve found it funny 10 years ago now it’s more helpful than funny

M Le Baron's avatar

This acronym describes me best: FWIWD - Forgot what I was doing. Of course, that FWIW preface can be a type of universal elder text. You can change the last letter and describe all those things you forget.

Forgot What I Was:

Thinking, Driving, Boffing, Smoking, Watching, Saying, etc.

Or, you can change the first letter W to the word why, and have the existential version: Forgot why I was arguing with idiots over absurdities?

FWIWAWIOA! It’s not just for the elderly anymore…

M Le Baron's avatar

Buddy, I believe you have just invented elder encryption! My hero…

Deb Williamson's avatar

HAHAHAHA seriously, with all this covid vaccine genocide & all the agencies involved with their acronyms, I AM DISGUSTED WITH ALL IF THEM.

Buddy Brown's avatar

Come on now DW, how bad can it get?

Buddy Brown's avatar

ILI, MWCDIPIA = I like it, maybe we could do entire posts in acronym!