Wow, blind people and ass wiping, I've never considered it, but the logistics are mind-boggling.
You know, I've stopped wiping my ass altogether.
Since ordering add-on bidets during the COVID-19 scare, and resulting toilet paper shortage, things have never been the same. I bought them half-way as a joke.
Sure it's cold, and if you slip, it might give you an "uncool" surprise, but having a perpetually clean ass is great! I work from home, so I almost never have to drop a deuce away from home, so it works out rather nice.
Now I can use John Wayne toilet paper, and just use it to dry off. Haha!
Wow, blind people and ass wiping, I've never considered it, but the logistics are mind-boggling.
You know, I've stopped wiping my ass altogether.
Since ordering add-on bidets during the COVID-19 scare, and resulting toilet paper shortage, things have never been the same. I bought them half-way as a joke.
Sure it's cold, and if you slip, it might give you an "uncool" surprise, but having a perpetually clean ass is great! I work from home, so I almost never have to drop a deuce away from home, so it works out rather nice.
Now I can use John Wayne toilet paper, and just use it to dry off. Haha!
Gas mask pillow number 1 with putin and kim coming over for a drink. Thanks brother